
And if I could have chosen, I would have been born a woman
My mother once told me she would have named me Laura
I’d grow up to be strong and beautiful like her.
-The Ocean, Against Me!
Last night Rolling Stone broke the news that Tom Gabel, lead singer of punk rock band Against Me!, had come out as transgender and plans to begin living as a woman. Most people who read the article probably thought, “Tom who? Against what?” I started listening to Against Me! four years ago after seeing them perform at the 2008 Warped Tour in Cleveland. I immediately fell in love with their music and developed a major crush on Gabel and his habit of taking off his shirt while performing.
Needless to say, the news that Tom is becoming Laura was a total shock. But after taking several steps that I made up a long the way, it finally started to sink in.
1. Read the headline on RollingStone.com: “Tom Gabel of Against Me! Comes Out as Transgender.” Reread it. Read it again. Then read it three more times.
2. Stare at your computer screen while sputtering out, “What? What?”
3. Proceed to laugh awkwardly for a couple of minutes. (You’re not laughing at transgender people. You’re laughing because you have no other way to comprehend this.)
4. Pause “The Colbert Report” so this breaking news has your full attention.
5. Proceed to Google Tom Gabel and read every news story you can until the facts are ingrained in your head.
6. Also Google gender dysphoria so you don’t feel like an ignorant fool.
7. Turn on iTunes and listen to Against Me!’s song, “The Ocean.” Think about that voice: scratchy, punk rock, masculine.
8. Selfishly wonder how Against Me! will ever sound the same when Tom’s voice becomes Laura’s voice.
9. Call yourself a selfish twat for being more concerned with your favorite band than your favorite singer.
10. Come to the conclusion you’ve known all along: Everyone deserves to be his or herself, to be comfortable in their own skin. Realize that what Laura’s doing is pretty amazing and inspiring. And totally punk rock.